Kim Jong Il Has No-Dong

Two years ago today, North Korea conducted a test of its no-dong missile. Lacking much thrust, and more fizzle than flash, the test shone an international spotlight not only upon North Korea's studly ambitions, but also upon its apparent 'performance anxiety.'

Still that hasn't stopped the 'Bouffant Betty' of the crazy dictator set from engaging in various international 'pissing contests'. While North Korea's no-dong lacks the virility and stamina to discharge its payload on the North American coast, Japan certainly has cause to seek protection. And then there's Syria and Iran, and their apparent interest in inflating and pumping up the prospects of no-dong.



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