"Nobody's gonna make fun of your name anymore, Mr. Glasscock."

The swelling controversy of Akbar Zeb --

Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic,translates to "biggest dick":

"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus."



h/t the Fashionista Jewhadi