... to our weather-whining beleaguered friends in the U.K.:
Buy a decent pair of hiking boots. You'll be surprised how sure-footed you become.
By the way. How's that global warming working out for you? And the windmills? They're still doing their useful work?
[But if you see Anjem Choudary, give him a push for me, okay?]
h/t Celestial Junk