San Francisco Unsheaths A New City Mascot ...

... a six-foot tall "Healthy Penis." I'm not making this up. I couldn't. If I did, it would probably be HRC actionable.

To be perfectly precise, this is the Return of Six-Foot-Tall Healthy Penis Man or, if you like, Six-Foot-Tall Healthy Penis Redux. Three of these mascots made their debut appearance, to some cocked eyebrows, back in 2002.

One question about the picture at the top. If a six-foot-tall healthy penis comes equipped with two hands, what does it need the man for?