Well, it's finally election day in the U.S.A., just in case you hadn't heard. So now it's all over except the voting irregularities, allegations of voter fraud, complaints of voter suppression, last-minute campaign "dirty tricks" (there are always some), and the blind faith that all the votes will be counted by the computers without tampering. Happy election day.
Of course, this election has excited passions far beyond America's borders and shores. So, to keep it light, I'll offer this little ditty, written by Hardey Drew and the Nancy Boys (only I've chosen the pub version for effect). If the table tops are any indication, the draught and stout flowed pretty freely.