Monday, October 20, 2008

Great Suction on the Hoover, Eh?

Direct to the World's Most Embarrassing Moments File -->

A clear contender for this year's Darwin Award is brought to us courtesy the Saginaw News.

A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.

A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.

The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.

"I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard," he said.

No comment. I'm speechless. I've got nothin' here.

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